General Paper EXAM 2012.

SECOND SEMESTER EXAM 2012.
Instructions: Answer all questions.
Calculators not allowed
TIME:1hour 30mins.
SECTION A:
1. What are the names of the 2 people holding hands when you switch on a Nokia phone?
2. If the past tense of take is took, what is the past tense
of make?
3. Which Nigerian university has the highest number of
ladies with BB's?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent the friend request and why?.
SECTION B..
Attempt all questions:
1. Between the Nigerian Police and the Nigerian girl,
who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formulae, calculate the diameter of Kanji dam [take pie=3.142].
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, whois Adaobi?
4. If your X-boyfriend/ girlfriend wins$5million
immediately after you broke up, find the value of X.
ALL THE BEST.. Your time starts now.