"Oh Please Shut Up"-Memo to ladies who call out others for snatching their men

 This was sent in by our in-house therapist, dear Amy George ..Enjoy 

Oh please shut up!  Yes you. . Shut up.  Shut up if you are that lady calling out another lady for snatching your man.  In fact grow up!!!.. If you are married and all you do is to call out your fellow ladies on social networks for screwing your man.  Eyahh. .. why are you such a feather_brained fish???  You are too strong to be pulled down yet na you dey shout bitch bitch bitch for instagram.  Lmao mumu. . Mtcheeewwwww. 

Now let me ask you. (Haven't you heard this before?)

     "Your papa" your mama breast like slippers" thunder visit your home" charlie you be fuck up niccur" ashawo" hummm?  Men insults each other painfully that they turn it to a joke. Yes!! Let me call my lady "bitch" shai iyami. The whole Jerusalem will descend on me ....

     You think men don't know about their wives being sugar mummies?? You think men don't know that their fellow men sleep with their wives too?? Have you asked yourself why they don't table their matter on social networks?  Wait o. You wey dey form virtuous housewife, you think your husband ain't seeing all your post cursing out his ladies eh? Yet you want him to congratulate you after insta_fighting abi twit_fighting. Plus" his friends reading them on blogs. GUSH!!.."WHERE IS THE RESPECT?"   "Onyeara". You think men don't curse each other??. You think men ain't gossips.  Eiii!!.. my dearie . Men are the worst of them all but the only gift they derived from God is how to handle issues without letting it be an issue to them. 

     Is it gonna be an issue if you make your husband's mistress a friend?? Is it gonna be an issue if you politely speak to that girl and let her feel your pain? Do you think conflict is all best to handle situations like this??  honey pie chillax.  "What is yours will always be yours if only you understand yourself and your problem".  "If only you can fight your battle without letting multitude in between"   "if only you face your husband for letting out the deal"
      Remember. . Spanking on ladies for sleeping with your man is another way of advertising him to other desperate ones. Lmao ( The struggle is real)......  Focus more on how to deal with his infidelity than how to finish her life online.  "The secret of a happy marriage still remains a secret"

Heyyyyy "home breakers". "Life is a misery. .. Nemesis must surely hit back in another way"